Love: Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married...

By Anonymous - 16/06/2012 19:03 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 450

You deserved it 2 551

November 11: Memories and smiles
Historical anecdotes with a light touch to commemorate with a respectful smile. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

First!

By marryinghimanyway - 29/08/2013 02:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 107

You deserved it 2 940

Scheming

By Blood aint shhh - 03/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 410

You deserved it 107

Seething jealousy

By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 01:04

Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 179

You deserved it 2 586

How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 825

You deserved it 104

By joyful-not - 26/10/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 718

You deserved it 3 214

By Sadtimes - 17/09/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 843

You deserved it 3 758

Copycat

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Nuneaton

Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 073

You deserved it 1 996

By ForeverAlone - 20/05/2013 04:47 - United States

Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 176

You deserved it 8 299

Really close

By Anonymous - 15/06/2020 20:08

Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 547

You deserved it 331

By he's mine - 14/11/2012 07:46 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 934

You deserved it 1 874

nonnieluv 9

Sunday 17 June 2012 2:14

Wow I would just not invite her if she was going to be such a bitch

boofgall 16

Sunday 17 June 2012 2:16

You should say, "I don't know, do you plan on being a **** this time?"

Comments

Inediblepeaches 15

Sunday 17 June 2012 3:44

Then your sister is a bitch

jwbfml 11

Sunday 17 June 2012 3:46

Sister needs to be a mail order bride.

madgrinchhatter 12

Sunday 17 June 2012 3:52

When I first read this, thought OP was a guy for some reason.

amayranii 2

Sunday 17 June 2012 3:57

puta!

icemand90 17

Sunday 17 June 2012 3:57

wouldn't BE my sister after that.

forever_born 6

Sunday 17 June 2012 4:03

Oh ueah that's a great sister Sister:hey I'm sleep with your soon to be husband. We share everything right?? OP: seriously? Sister: yeah Husband: hey babe your sisters awesome in bed. Oh yeah i would have punched a bitch sister or not

HungerGames95 13

Sunday 17 June 2012 4:06

What a bitch!

Krystalized 3

Sunday 17 June 2012 4:08

wow, you're too nice. I wouldn't even allow that bitch in my house, more less my wedding; doesn't matter if she's blood-rated or not.

Krulin 8

Sunday 17 June 2012 4:18

Wait, blood-rated?

britmohn 5

Sunday 17 June 2012 4:11

Sounds like your sister's jealous lol.

HungerGames95 13

Sunday 17 June 2012 4:12

I'd tell that skanky whorebag bitch that it'll be "for real" if she doesn't screw the groom, and to keep her legs together THIS TIME and it shouldn't be a problem.