Love: Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married...

By Anonymous - 16/06/2012 19:03 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML

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By marryinghimanyway - 29/08/2013 02:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML

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Scheming

By Blood aint shhh - 03/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML

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Seething jealousy

By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 01:04

Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML

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How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML

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By joyful-not - 26/10/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML

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By Sadtimes - 17/09/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML

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Copycat

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Nuneaton

Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 20/05/2013 04:47 - United States

Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML

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Really close

By Anonymous - 15/06/2020 20:08

Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML

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By he's mine - 14/11/2012 07:46 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML

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nonnieluv 9

Sunday 17 June 2012 2:14

Wow I would just not invite her if she was going to be such a bitch

boofgall 16

Sunday 17 June 2012 2:16

You should say, "I don't know, do you plan on being a **** this time?"

Comments

rainbowsforall 7

Sunday 17 June 2012 4:32

Well you certainly don't have to be nice to your sister, you can justifiably hold that grudge for as long as you live. On the other hand it might be good that she slept with him seeing as it proves he was not serious about your relationship and likely would hav cheated with another woman at some point during your marriage.

cthewhatever 9

Sunday 17 June 2012 9:13

Sis was being OP's wingman. . . making sure he was be faithful, or in this case, wasn't.

turtleballz 2

Sunday 17 June 2012 4:48

What a ****!

hennessy89 34

Sunday 17 June 2012 4:49

It's amazing that some families treat each other this way (by that I mean OP's sister disregarding OP's trust and love by sexing OPs fiance). OP I am truly sorry this happened to you, but until your sister makes some MAJOR amends for not only that, but this uncalled for comment, I would dump/disown her just as much as your cheating ex-fiance. FYL

HeartOfLead 24

Sunday 17 June 2012 5:02

IGeez, how come now a days siblings still want to share everything with you. OP, tell her to get her own because next time it will cost her. By the hour, I mean.

perdix 29

Sunday 17 June 2012 5:31

Let her test the new guy like she tested the first guy. Will he cheat on you with a smelly *****? First guy: FAILED, Second guy: ????

beyondbusyx3 3

Sunday 17 June 2012 5:37

Got to hand it to ya,you're a better person than me. Not too sure I'd every be able to talk to her.. Although it saved you from marrying that douche bag of a man! If he'll sleep with your sister there's no telling what he would have done. Think Tiger Woods:) lol

zach5tay 2

Sunday 17 June 2012 5:40

WOW! What a bitch!

drumrgonewild 2

Sunday 17 June 2012 5:45

Your sister is a moron and a bitch

pengin 13

Sunday 17 June 2012 5:47

That is seriously horrible and what a down-right pos, having the gaul to say she doesn't wanna waste /her/ money on your new wedding when she was the major part the original one ended?! You must be such an amazingly accepting and forgiving person. If I were you, I'd no doubt cut off all ties with her and definitely not let her come to my wedding.. what a ******* pos your sister is. :/