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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 22:27 - United States - Remus

Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML

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Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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By Camille - 14/07/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

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By Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

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By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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Jseldi 10

Wednesday 12 March 2014 7:11

Just make a few statuses about him and he'll get over it.

Cityrulezz 4

Wednesday 12 March 2014 7:14

Does HE post about how great his girl is, too?

Comments

Cesar_malik 7

Wednesday 12 March 2014 9:09

Oh well that gives me the idea that ur boy is really self obsessed and/or Show the world he exists :p

underthesea12 24

Wednesday 12 March 2014 9:39

Dump that zero and find a hero!

barcas 3

Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:03

Perhaps he is whiny, but perhaps he did a lot of nice things for you and you never acknowledged any of those in such manner and he is right to be pissed off.

Cagara_fml 10

Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:29

copy paste this FML on ur Facebook status, and your problem is solved :)

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Wednesday 12 March 2014 11:02

Welcome to Facebook, where any act of kindness has to be widely publicised to be valid.

Rag_dollxx 21

Wednesday 12 March 2014 11:21

Where ANY act has to be widely publicised for it to be valid. If it's not on Facebook, it didn't happen.

gracehi 31

Wednesday 12 March 2014 16:23

Yeah, it's funny how nowadays you're not officially dating someone until you both change your relationship status. It's also funny that the word "nowadays" is in my Swype dictionary.

weveallbeenthere 30

Wednesday 12 March 2014 12:08

so make up something about how great he is. over exaggerate everything he did.

amisenho 11

Wednesday 12 March 2014 16:03

"My man's so sweet, he ACTUALLY flushed the toilet after going number 2! And, as an added bonus, he doused the bathroom with cologne and made it smell like a desperate sewer on a hot date! I'MSOLUCKYOMG!!!!!"