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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 22:27 - United States - Remus

Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

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Jseldi 10

Wednesday 12 March 2014 7:11

Just make a few statuses about him and he'll get over it.

Cityrulezz 4

Wednesday 12 March 2014 7:14

Does HE post about how great his girl is, too?

Comments

xivoricbutterfly 25

Wednesday 12 March 2014 7:18

He's on his period.

amphetamin3 17

Wednesday 12 March 2014 7:55

Or Man-strual cycle as I like to call it. Lol

iAlissa 34

Wednesday 12 March 2014 8:12

Hell, this whole time I just referred to them as boring "man periods". Man-strual cycle is hilarious!

sweetprettykitty 10

Wednesday 12 March 2014 8:37

I always like the good old 'manipausal'

blackonblight 32

Thursday 13 March 2014 20:13

Fun fact, a man's hormonal cycle is 23 days long, as opposed to the woman's 28 day cycle. So when guys complain about women being bitchy once a month, just remember they're getting snippy five days quicker.

Sebastian2022 22

Wednesday 12 March 2014 7:18

This is one hard post to make a witty remark.

melacortez 11

Wednesday 12 March 2014 7:20

Make him feel special guys love it when girls brag

bitchimabunnyz33 13

Wednesday 12 March 2014 7:31

Wait so you posted about how nice a cup of coffee was?

smokecloud_ 37

Wednesday 12 March 2014 8:04

Don't underestimate the power of coffee...

aamir251 18

Wednesday 12 March 2014 7:37

Get him to do something for you then!

gracehi 31

Wednesday 12 March 2014 7:39

"My boyfriend and I had sex today and it was awesome. He lasted twice as long add he usually does--nearly two whole minutes!" He'll never complain that you don't talk about him enough on Facebook again.