Miscellaneous: Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was...

By shygirl - 20/05/2012 13:13 - United States - Sterling Heights

Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heartfelt toast to the happy couple. I got so nervous that I kept stuttering and finally ended with "Congrats Beth and Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric. Her ex was named Steve. FML

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By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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By Freddie - 28/09/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 02:53 - Canada

Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 06:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

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By Its_Sinon - 12/11/2015 08:38 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

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By still together - 28/08/2013 17:47 - United States - Keansburg

Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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With a heavy heart…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML

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zoecw 14

Sunday 20 May 2012 16:20

In his head he said "Who the **** is Steve?"

txgirl2013 14

Sunday 20 May 2012 16:20

I'm sure she'll forgive you! You tried!

Comments

maytheforce_ 0

Monday 21 May 2012 15:28

Hey! At least you didn't end up saying your boyfriends name! ..Am I right? No? Okay.

klatt 8

Monday 21 May 2012 16:16

Lol to funny

hateevryone 14

Monday 21 May 2012 18:10

That awkward moment....

damnstriaght 0

Monday 21 May 2012 19:43

That sucks!!

anythingmustbe 18

Monday 21 May 2012 19:58

I am sure this has been posted before

MrsAlexander83 10

Tuesday 22 May 2012 6:21

Your sister is gonna think you did that on purpose! If you are extremely nervous about something like making a toast--she would probably much rather you pull out a sheet of paper to read off of than to mess up something like that! Brides can be awful! Better luck next time you have an important speech!

gatorgirl2669 6

Monday 18 June 2012 23:04

Epic fail... I'm sure u have a beat down coming very soon

anonymoususer070 17

Thursday 9 June 2016 4:18

Do you usually get nervous speaking in front of people? Next time you have to I would write it out, I'm sure you'll all look back on it and laugh, might take you longer to get there but you will! :)