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at least you didn't get HER name wrong...
That kind of reminds me of an episode of Friends. Ross was marrying Emily but instead of saying "I take thee Emily" he said "I take thee Rachel". Thumb up if u LOVE Friends.
Wow!!!
!Steve runs in... I OBJECT... Beth you know I've always loved you I'm sorry about Vegas if you give me one more chance I can make it right!
And she runs away with Steve and few months later they are getting married and live happily ever after. *And poor Eric still blames OP's ******* toast.
That really sucks OP. You really should have practiced your speech and made cue cards to prevent an awkward situation. I'm sure your sister and new brother in law will understand and forgive you.
That sucks that you messed it up, and maybe you should have written it down, but when I had to do my best man speech, I winged it and just spoke from the heart because writing it down and delivering it didn't seem genuine. But I also had 4 years of speech at that point so yeah.
Cool story, bro! Can you brag again, I really enjoyed reading this! *sorry for being an asshole, but I just had to say this :)
Let's hope he doesn't think you're cheating on him, cause you seem like the kind of person who finds cheating despicable
Epic Fail!!!!
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In his head he said "Who the **** is Steve?"
I'm sure she'll forgive you! You tried!