By shygirl - 20/05/2012 13:13 - United States - Sterling Heights

Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heartfelt toast to the happy couple. I got so nervous that I kept stuttering and finally ended with "Congrats Beth and Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric. Her ex was named Steve. FML
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Same thing different taste

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In his head he said "Who the **** is Steve?"

txgirl2013 14

I'm sure she'll forgive you! You tried!

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drlove78843 6

it could happen to the best of us :)

at least you didn't get HER name wrong...

That kind of reminds me of an episode of Friends. Ross was marrying Emily but instead of saying "I take thee Emily" he said "I take thee Rachel". Thumb up if u LOVE Friends.

reddudeover 2

!Steve runs in... I OBJECT... Beth you know I've always loved you I'm sorry about Vegas if you give me one more chance I can make it right!

And she runs away with Steve and few months later they are getting married and live happily ever after. *And poor Eric still blames OP's ******* toast.

That really sucks OP. You really should have practiced your speech and made cue cards to prevent an awkward situation. I'm sure your sister and new brother in law will understand and forgive you.

That sucks that you messed it up, and maybe you should have written it down, but when I had to do my best man speech, I winged it and just spoke from the heart because writing it down and delivering it didn't seem genuine. But I also had 4 years of speech at that point so yeah.

Cool story, bro! Can you brag again, I really enjoyed reading this! *sorry for being an asshole, but I just had to say this :)

Schizomaniac 24

Steve? What's he got to do with it? What kind of rapping name is Steve?

Let's hope he doesn't think you're cheating on him, cause you seem like the kind of person who finds cheating despicable