Miscellaneous: Today, my sister insisted on taking a picture of her plate of... - FML

By Anonyme - 17/04/2016 06:10 - Luxembourg

Today, my sister insisted on taking a picture of her plate of pasta “to show her friends what an unworthy family we are”. It was only after she put a candle on her plate that we realized we forgot her birthday. All of us. FML

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Noobish_Elk 18

Wednesday 21 September 2016 11:54

**** your life? **** her life! Her whole family forgot her birthday and ordered her a plate of pasta. Oh yeah sure sucks to be you...

ab290 10

Wednesday 21 September 2016 11:20

how come facebook didnt remind you it was her birthday?

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Estelle101_fml 13

Friday 23 September 2016 0:45

Wow, I've only heard this from the other point of view.

OptikalWinter 4

Sunday 25 September 2016 3:48

You know whats sadder than that? Youre family not celebrating birthdays because theyre JWs. I havent recieved a gift for anything from anyone in my family in 15 years.

fandoms_are_life 4

Monday 26 September 2016 1:33

It sounds like she should be the one writing the FML...

Chancezing 3

Monday 10 October 2016 11:03

You and everyone in your family are all dicks :v just thought you might wanna know

Talented73 54

Friday 16 June 2017 2:37

Wow, what a rotten family! Why didn't you all just shave her head and piss in her coffee? You people really suck!

T1A2Z3 34

Sunday 18 February 2018 11:32

Time to organise a surprise party for the next day and pretend you didn't forget.

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