Intimacy: Today, my sister's boyfriend came over to the house. I thought...

By lonelyniceguy - 24/03/2010 23:50 - United States

Today, my sister's boyfriend came over to the house. I thought I would be nice and cook them both a dinner along with my own. Mine took a little longer to cook, so they ate before me and went back to her bedroom. I ate alone to the sound of them having fun. FML

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By dole_out_the_fml - 20/05/2009 17:36 - Canada

Today, I spent two hours making dinner for my boyfriend's family. When I brought it over to their house they said "thanks" and didn't bother to invite me to stay to eat it. FML

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By Murphy - 26/08/2018 03:30

Today, I bought ingredients for one of my favorite meals and went home to take a nap. When I woke up, my sister had cooked them for everyone else in the house, who ate it all without me. I was told that I shouldn't be angry, but instead proud of my adult sister because, "She cooked!" FML

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Two rooms, two atmospheres

By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 16:58

Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML

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One happy family

By anon - 06/01/2015 00:15 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML

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By kaileekat517 - 21/11/2010 18:36 - United States

Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML

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Not helping

By Anonymous - 19/05/2022 14:00

Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML

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By [SiMON] - 06/01/2009 09:51 - France

Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2022 02:00

Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:02

They didn't want to wait too long for dessert.

playalovegame 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:13

fyl... at least they left the room first.

Comments

biatchy112 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 10:42

dude, why u complainin'? id luv 2 eat dinner to the sound of sum1 gettin it on.

Melancholy43920 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 7:32

Well what did you think they were gonna do??

SonnyI01 0

Friday 3 December 2010 20:54

Your "toys" will always be there for you.

nachosupremo1 0

Monday 11 April 2011 6:56

to #88 that makes it better lol

luckyshot21 3

Wednesday 18 May 2011 3:42

three words you suck ass. btw y make dinner

AtomicBryce 0

Friday 1 July 2011 5:32

*gag* gross

tylerbro 3

Wednesday 7 December 2011 19:07

Op is a guy... And its his sister and another dude.. Thatd be gross

derpina72 23

Sunday 17 August 2014 12:11

That was rather rude of them... Sorry OP :(

PissyBitch Daily 13

Thursday 7 September 2017 3:42

Well, erm, what did you expect? Lovey doveys want to spend time together. Honestly, I'd find it more comfortable away from the smoochers. No one wants to be the third wheel.