Intimacy: Today, my sister's boyfriend came over to the house. I thought...

By lonelyniceguy - 24/03/2010 23:50 - United States

Today, my sister's boyfriend came over to the house. I thought I would be nice and cook them both a dinner along with my own. Mine took a little longer to cook, so they ate before me and went back to her bedroom. I ate alone to the sound of them having fun. FML

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By dole_out_the_fml - 20/05/2009 17:36 - Canada

Today, I spent two hours making dinner for my boyfriend's family. When I brought it over to their house they said "thanks" and didn't bother to invite me to stay to eat it. FML

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By Murphy - 26/08/2018 03:30

Today, I bought ingredients for one of my favorite meals and went home to take a nap. When I woke up, my sister had cooked them for everyone else in the house, who ate it all without me. I was told that I shouldn't be angry, but instead proud of my adult sister because, "She cooked!" FML

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Two rooms, two atmospheres

By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 16:58

Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML

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One happy family

By anon - 06/01/2015 00:15 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML

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By kaileekat517 - 21/11/2010 18:36 - United States

Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2022 14:00

Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML

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By [SiMON] - 06/01/2009 09:51 - France

Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2022 02:00

Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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Thursday 25 March 2010 9:02

They didn't want to wait too long for dessert.

playalovegame 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:13

fyl... at least they left the room first.

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CallMeHush 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:11

WooHoo! I'll get the latex!

playalovegame 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:13

fyl... at least they left the room first.

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:18

Does anyone else see this FML on the iPod app but not on the website? The same thing happened to me yesterday.

fisheatsbear 6

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:21

its in the intimacy section on the website. ipod cant do that

Yaseeher 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:21

takes time to update both, it shouldnt take longer than 5 mins for both to be up to date.

treasurechest 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 11:57

yes iPod can!

Giorgio272 2

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:20

should just join in next time. suck some dick and eat some pussy. he won't mind and hey you will get some much needed sex baby.

quikwit1212 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 14:48

It's a guy, if he was gay, he might suck some dick, but eat out his sister? Gross.

fisheatsbear 6

Thursday 25 March 2010 15:51

if op was a girl then it would be fine? lol

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:20

OK, who is wearing the ball gag tonight?

Yaseeher 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:23

Haha i just realised they removed the fingernail fml like 2 minutes prior to it being posted. =|

fisheatsbear 6

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:25

i thought that the fmls looked funny

ImaBmyLonurTees 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:28

if nobody had sex while other people were in the house everyone would be an only child

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:29

There won't be screaming if you remember the gags.

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:30

It did, but for some strange reason I can't keep my leg from shaking.

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:35

I could have sworn I had an extra pair of nipple clamps in this bag... ~frowns~

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Same thing different taste

Two rooms, two atmospheres

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