Miscellaneous: Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard...

By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML

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By 282 - 29/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML

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Drunken mess

By bethany - 03/11/2011 17:36 - Australia

Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML

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Romantic fool

By Idiot - 22/08/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 19:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

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By NaniNarcotic - 16/08/2011 10:17 - Australia

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

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Pranks are terrible

By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 23:01 - United States - Humble

Today, my sister threw my water bottle as a joke. When I stepped off the bleachers, my right foot lost its footing and my other foot followed. Now I have two sprained ankles at the same time. FML

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By Anya - 17/12/2016 16:09 - Japan - Fukuoka

Today, after being fed up with my sarcastic, mouthy daughter, I decided to remove her TV from her room. I dropped it on my foot and broke two toes. She promptly said, "That's what you get." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 18:48 - United States - North Andover

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

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Revenge

By Natasha - 20/02/2021 21:30

Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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Thursday 11 October 2012 9:02

I can't wait to see this on YouTube.

brackaman 18

Thursday 11 October 2012 8:58

Was it a cut out of slender man?

Comments

iilovecokee 6

Friday 12 October 2012 14:57

I would enjoy this more if your FML was constructed a little like this: "Today, (YouTube URL to her video)! FML"

imperialtl 12

Friday 12 October 2012 15:25

That's an epic prank. Want to see that video on YouTube!

burro_fml 6

Friday 12 October 2012 22:44

What's the link on YouTube?

Norw 0

Saturday 13 October 2012 5:35

If you get it on tape, you could get it in cash ;-) AFV

JuliannVo 11

Saturday 13 October 2012 16:30

It would be sad if it was posted on iFunny ._.

Bludmagnus 13

Sunday 14 October 2012 23:51

Then make her pay for the doctor. If she cannot, take her camera as part of compensation. Pranks are always too far when someone is hurt.

m3lyc 18

Saturday 20 October 2012 0:39

Your sister is awesome! Epic prank!

thebiteof87 27

Monday 13 July 2015 5:41

Was it Miley Cyrus?

deathstep 9

Monday 21 March 2016 0:17

Someone did that to me. I ended up seeing my friend with the camera out of the corner of my eye instead of the Austin Powers cutout and ended up leaping to my feet and side-kicking him in the nuts. In less than 2 seconds. Oh, and I also broke the camera. It was mine.