Romantic fool

By Idiot - 22/08/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
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SP63_fml 0

It's a good thing your wrist didn't break, because that's all the action you're going to be getting for a LONG time.

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CFR 0

Not really cute, no... so how pissed is she?

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HahaYDI 0

...why add that end part, it was funny until that last sentence, that just ruined it.

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NEWTROLLINTOWN 0

I replied to #1 to get higher up, it was totaly worth it.

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NEWTROLLINTOWN 0

Good, you should be.

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CFR 0

Not really cute, no... so how pissed is she?

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OneOnJuanAction 22

Probably a lot

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AmpulexCompressa 0

These are the sorts of things you practice beforehand.

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chippa 24

Hahah, sucks, man. Be more careful next time. ;)

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aznboytellem 0

sing her a song. and she'll feel better :P and also kiss that booboo of hers. :D

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natsumosam92 0

a euphemism is when you make something that is offensive, less offensive

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SP63_fml 0

It's a good thing your wrist didn't break, because that's all the action you're going to be getting for a LONG time.

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kahru1 9

you sir, deserve more thumbs up...thumb ups? upsy thumbs? positive feedback

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GGnoRe 0

You fail at being Ninja >:(

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ElMundio87 0

Here's a rule of thumb: if you think something that you do is "cute", it probably isn't

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