By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 18:32 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
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sarkaar 30

Bitchslap her so hard that she needs a plastic surgeon for her face. And a dentist for her teeth. And a therapist for her Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

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Welshite 39

Schedule an emergency appointment for her.

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xKrisSmoove 21

Tell her go to the dentist cause Bitchteeth Syndrome is no joke

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_kyleG_ 34

RBF, or Resting BitchFace, is untreatable, but easily managed when other people aren't assholes

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dragoongirl90 34

I'd tell her that she needs a different kind of surgeon to remove the core of bitch inside her.

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royr7395 30

Wait? Does she know from experience?

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Dvelazquez 16

sounded much funnier when I read it wrong the first time and thought it said "Birthface syndrome"

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Setareh23 34

Tell her to go see a psychologist because Totalbitch Syndrome's no joke :)

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ForeverJasmine 26

She loves you in her own way.. Sorry about the comment she told you though man that's hurtful :/

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