By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 18:32 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
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sarkaar 30

Bitchslap her so hard that she needs a plastic surgeon for her face. And a dentist for her teeth. And a therapist for her Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

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Welshite 39

Schedule an emergency appointment for her.

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1dvos_grl3 21

I think she was just trying to get smart with you.

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SheepShoop_fml 20

Every time you see her, frown in as exaggerated a means as possible. If you can mimic Grumpy Cat it's best.

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thejonac 21

'exactly, sister, so shouldn't this appointment be for you?'

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gearhead369 20

Sounds to me like she knows all about it cause she suffers from it herself!

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StickyPickles 33

Did you catch it from her? She seems to be the carrier of the original strain

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KociaQ 30

Answer with "at least people look at my face".

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buttnut 1

its okay, op. i also have resting bitchface syndrome and it is easily manageable.

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joanleesimone 2

No cure or surgery for her being a bitch though. So that's too bad

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

I would bitch-slap the shit out of her *budum tss*

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