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By ghostyyy - 24/07/2010 23:21 - France

Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML

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By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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By fuck - 02/06/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

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Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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What?!

By needmorelocks - 03/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML

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Caught

By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 10:57 - Ukraine - Donetsk

Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2016 05:49 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, my sister got me in deep trouble at the store I worked security for. She "dropped by to say hi" and stole a bunch of things when I wasn't looking. I wasn't arrested, due to lack of any evidence. But my boss didn't care about evidence and fired me anyway. FML

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By Amara1717 - 19/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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Alexa, play "Ghost Rider" by Suicide

By Soon to be felon - 03/07/2023 22:00

Today, my sister got a speeding ticket in the mail. A month ago, I got pulled over and used her name, intending to take care of it but forgot. She's going to the police station to review the footage. FML

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nicknesser 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:05

Sibling rivalry! Out match her by holding up a bank then committing grand theft auto. Show her who's boss!

hsshae 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:03

at least she can say "oh shit son I'm on tv"

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bmboente15 0

Monday 26 July 2010 4:46

f your life?

doolflex 1

Monday 26 July 2010 6:37

hahahaha

unilpentium 0

Monday 26 July 2010 15:47

How did this ever get through the moderation process?

marquisallover 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 17:02

well at least she is famous for something and not famous for nothing

BLAARGH 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:51

WHAT CHANNEL IS THIS ON?!?!?!?!

Compass 0

Monday 2 August 2010 3:55

Sounds like something my Sergeant would say.

daijobu_desu_ka 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 17:33

she's black. everyone on cops is black. black black black black black Blacketty black black.

violetsweety 26

Wednesday 18 August 2010 5:59

fyl because everyone you know saw it?

playa459 0

Monday 13 September 2010 3:26

wooo weee would u look at that

Justice264 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 21:11

how is it an fml it should n f**k her life

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