By nosonofmine - 23/06/2012 17:43 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend. It went as well as any funeral could, up until the point that my apparently drunk son tried to grope the widow. I came an inch away from causing my son to need his own funeral. FML
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Ajwc101 24

Who attends a funeral drunk?! I feel so bad for the widow. F her life.

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xoxokelsey11 5

I'm imagining a 20 year old groping a 90 year old...

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EnterSandman_fml 20

I remember when I was a kid my brother whispered in my ear at a funeral, "I smell dead people.", which unfortunately caused a small laugh which could not be prevented.

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zandalee 19

Classic. I would have wet myself laughing. I tend to laugh at totally inappropriate times at the best of times.

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obviousboy 8

Technically, she's a free woman. :P

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xmaximusx 12

Atleast you know he's not gay !! Lol

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unknown_user5566 26

At least he waited until she was single.

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Well, still he should've waited until the deceased was in the ground first.

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perdix 29

Maybe he didn't passively wait for her to become single -- mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wow, your son is an ass. Why is he drinking at a funeral, especially enough to get him drunk? And how old is he? I'm guessing not old enough to be legally drinking in the first place. You came an inch away from giving him his own funeral? What did you do exactly? Slap him on the wrist like most parents these days, then walk away like it was no big deal? I hope you kicked his ass; that's what he deserves. You don't do that at a funeral, and certainly not to the person whose spouse passed away.

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robinhood007 9

Well if he isn't of age and still came to a funeral like that then he most likely was raised just getting slapped on the wrist or put in time out. Kids who are actually punished tend to not do things like that.

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42istheanswer 27

Why didn't OP what? Put him in a grave like he deserves? Or Be completely rude and join in? Your pic makes it hard to take your comments seriously.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Weren't they...hard? And that's weird that he can look at a dead woman and the first thing that comes to mind is "Lemme see what those ******* feel like!". Well, he IS drunk, but that's no excuse. Drinking at a funeral?! Sorry, OP.

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unknown_user5566 26

... The son felt up the WIDOW, not her deceased husband.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Oh shit. I'm two for two on misreading FMLs today. Gahdammit.

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Dracoboxer357 35

29- Lmao, I think I like your takes on the FML's better cause of how badly you misread then sometimes! :D If the deceased was the woman and the son was trying to feel her up, I have a feeling the still-living husband would have knocked his chicklets out and Op wouldn't have had to lift a finger, as the problem would have solved itself in a second. ;p

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

I feel like I mind-****** myself. It's kinda bad when I read that he was molesting a corpse...

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muengineer 1

Ok. Seriously, one, who attends a funeral drunk and two who trys to get into the pants of a widow as she try's to bury her husband? Total douche bag if you ask me. You should have a talk with him about not always thinking about his dick, it isn't the best thinking organ you thuan think with.

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