Kids: Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend....

By nosonofmine - 23/06/2012 17:43 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend. It went as well as any funeral could, up until the point that my apparently drunk son tried to grope the widow. I came an inch away from causing my son to need his own funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 14:00

Today, my son is such an idiot that he forgot he invited both his girlfriends to my brother's funeral. They started a punch-up over him and everyone ended up joining in since we're a very argumentative family. People got arrested and in the end both girls agreed to share my son, who was unconscious. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2020 08:08

Today, I attended my husband's funeral and my son carried out the eulogy, which basically turned into a character assassination, ending with "and I hope Hell is hot enough for you, old man." Almost our entire family agreed with every word he said. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML

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By OhDear - 25/05/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 23:00 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, it was my stepdad's funeral. Everything was great, until people got drunk, kicked off, and the police got called. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:38 - United States

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2021 02:00

Today, my son is a real ass. My mother died and he literally only booked off half a day to attend his own grandmother's funeral, doesn’t plan to spend time with me after the burial, and since he booked it, all he has done is complain about the three meetings he’s going to miss that morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2019 22:00

Today, despite all my begging for him to at least be civil, my son started his eulogy at his dad's funeral with the words, “Let me tell you a few things about the bastard in the coffin over there.” It only got worse. FML

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With friends like these…

By MaySheRestinPeace - 06/03/2020 15:00

Today, a friend asked me to cover his shift at work because his grandmother died. Like any decent friend, I obliged. Later, after leaving, I walked by a bar and saw him inside, laughing and doing shots with all of our friends. FML

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Sunday 24 June 2012 3:22

Who attends a funeral drunk?! I feel so bad for the widow. F her life.

xoxokelsey11 5

Sunday 24 June 2012 3:22

I'm imagining a 20 year old groping a 90 year old...

Comments

howrudoin 11

Sunday 24 June 2012 10:30

Sounds like a will ferrell wedding crashers moment minus the rejection and the approach lol

dogpup4 23

Sunday 24 June 2012 13:39

That was confusing as hell until I saw it said widow, not window.

leilaostara 1

Sunday 24 June 2012 15:01

The first time I read that, I thought he said his son was trying to grope the window.

RochelleRedvines 8

Sunday 24 June 2012 20:35

Oh...I didn't see this comment before I made my own...

Redoxx_fml 22

Sunday 24 June 2012 17:50

Not unless her son's name is Sterling Archer

mscat 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 18:43

Why would you bring your drunk son to a funeral?

RochelleRedvines 8

Sunday 24 June 2012 20:33

My dyslexia caused me to read this as "tried to grope the window." ...Awkward...

RochelleRedvines 8

Sunday 24 June 2012 20:39

I now see that many people read it as "grope the window." I'm not alone!

someguy998 8

Monday 25 June 2012 0:07

I kept looking back and forth from this comment and the FML about 15 times until I finally read it as "Widow" (wi-doe, for those who still think its window)

jewelia13 12

Sunday 24 June 2012 20:41

Wow. Some of the comments here really make me wonder.

FaustXIII 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 22:41

Wouldn't it be just fantastic if it did, though?

fatalwish 6

Monday 25 June 2012 9:20

wow what a total douche him and you for not going ******* marine drill sgt on his ass on the spot great idea takeing a completely drunk shit bag to a funeral disrespective ****!