Kids and Birthday: Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML

By Fat Bastard - 20/05/2019 04:02

Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML

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Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 23:02 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

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Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

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By jace17 - 24/08/2010 08:34 - United States

Today, my parents threw out the beautiful birthday cake my aunt made me, and served celery sticks at my party because I need to "watch my weight." FML

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Monday 20 May 2019 4:55

This needs more info... Is he young and has he heard you say you want to lose weight?

bloopaloop 27

Monday 20 May 2019 6:50

Life hack: if you drink it all at once you’ll get even fatter.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 20 May 2019 4:33

That goes great with cake — especially a corner piece with three faces of icing.

TxKitten79 10

Monday 20 May 2019 4:55

This needs more info... Is he young and has he heard you say you want to lose weight?

bloopaloop 27

Monday 20 May 2019 6:50

Life hack: if you drink it all at once you’ll get even fatter.

GamerChickxoxo 16

Monday 20 May 2019 14:28

Atleast he cares about you :)

0neiros 14

Thursday 23 May 2019 0:04

Give him some penis enlargement literature with a "Sorry, Genetics" Post-it note.

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