Kids: Today, my son couldn't find all the parts to his Cub Scout uniform....

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, my son couldn't find all the parts to his Cub Scout uniform. I had a serious talk with him about being prepared, and how he would need to live with the consequences of not having the right outfit on. When we arrived at the meeting, everyone was in costumes because it's Halloween. I forgot. FML

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Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

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By PieterseMJ - 02/11/2012 12:17 - South Africa - Sandton

Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML

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By ifyouseekmylife - 25/10/2009 15:44 - United States

Today, my son told me he lost the envelope with all the money he earned selling Cub Scout popcorn. The popcorn was delivered already, and the money needs to be turned in to the pack leader tonight. I just spent $220 on popcorn my neighbors are eating. FML

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By Spider-Sham - 28/05/2017 16:00

Today, my mom volunteered me to help out at her coworker's 5-year-old son's birthday party. I didn't realize until I got there that "helping out" meant "dressing up as Spider-Man". FML

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Thursday 29 October 2009 22:36

Parent fail... wow I hate it when my parents are hypocrites! And obviously it’s not Halloween but it’s probably the last meeting before Halloween and they were celebrating. (@#3)

Monado 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:40

I must be stupid. I had to read your comment twice in order to understand it, being it lacks complete punctuation.

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foolishworkerbee 0

Friday 30 October 2009 7:54

you could have said you were dressed as a plainclothes police officer.

buddas_angel 0

Friday 30 October 2009 8:03

If you feel that your son is old enough to be responsible for his uniform then he should be old enough to remember that he was supposed to wear a costume. In that case it is his own fault. On the other hand, If you felt that YOU should have been the one to remember the costume, then why on earth would you lecture him about his uniform? If he is old enough to be responsible for one, then why not the other? YDI

RedisDead88 0

Friday 30 October 2009 21:03

actually i think they're going to have halloween on the 31st this year....dumbass

mon_e_mons 0

Friday 30 October 2009 22:38

why the hell is everyone talking about karma. anyway this is america champ. how's he gunna die from not wearing some outfit that is essentially useless and only for show. give him a cell phone. if he's ever lost in the woods he'll call for help.