Kids: Today, my son drank a bottle of hot sauce. It wasn't a dare,...

By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Racine

Today, my son drank a bottle of hot sauce. It wasn't a dare, he actually thought that it would give him a fever so that he could skip school tomorrow. This idiot is 15 years old. FML

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By Autocorrected - 26/11/2012 20:13 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

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By Failed Parent - 11/10/2012 06:59 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

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By StockedWithJuice - 06/07/2013 15:14 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML

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By WTF - 16/03/2011 22:05

Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

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By TiredTeacher95 - 22/01/2022 19:59

Today, I had to call poison control on one of my students, because they decided to drink a half a bottle of hand sanitizer. FML

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little_aliceee 17

Monday 13 October 2014 9:31

I wonder how painful it will be when he *****....

Fuaaad1994 31

Monday 13 October 2014 9:31

He is going to regret it when he takes a dump

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BadApple88 29

Monday 13 October 2014 9:42

The only thing he's gonna get is a upset stomach and a fire ass. I hope you sent him to school anyway to teach him a lesson

nitrog100 21

Monday 13 October 2014 9:52

At least hot sauce has health benefits. It's basically calorie free, reduces inflammation, increases blood flow, oxidizes adipose tissue, is a good source of vitamins A, E, and K, and may prevent growth of cancerous cells. Your son isn't entirely stupid. Drinking hot sauce would probably cause flushing and sweats, which can definitely make a person appear ill.

devildog562 33

Monday 13 October 2014 10:19

Hot sauce usually is made with a lot of preservatives and salt. While small portions or fresh do have some benefits, I honestly can't see this to be in his or anyone's best interest.