Kids: Today, my son followed me around like a shadow, chanting, "Mom,...

By Anonymous - 24/03/2017 22:00

Today, my son followed me around like a shadow, chanting, "Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom…" to the tune of Jingle Bells. It's March. FML

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By paparoach - 21/12/2014 07:59 - United States - Kapolei

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Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

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By facepalm - 02/05/2019 00:00

Today, my son won’t stop crying, all because I told him he couldn’t go trick-or-treating in April. FML

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Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By SaggyBoy135 - 12/07/2011 12:19 - United States

Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Don't bother me

By So fed up - 10/09/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I started keeping track. From 7 am to 8:30 pm, my wife, my 11 year-old son, and my 9 year-old daughter screamed for my help 154 times. Every time, it was the most mundane, trivial shit that they could have solved with a nanosecond of critical thinking, but no, easier to bother Dad for everything. FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, my 9 month-old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML

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Friday 24 March 2017 23:49

Ah, I remember the good ol' days when I sang that exact song to my own mom. Abruptly ended when I got punted.

fuxtix 17

Saturday 25 March 2017 0:05

Plot twist: He's 28....

Comments

dutchartmaster 7

Friday 24 March 2017 22:03

Adorable!!!

Jatok 17

Friday 24 March 2017 22:20

No, this is Hell. Definitely Hell. With a capital 'H'. Good luck OP

itssnotfunny 24

Friday 24 March 2017 23:49

Ah, I remember the good ol' days when I sang that exact song to my own mom. Abruptly ended when I got punted.

fuxtix 17

Saturday 25 March 2017 0:05

Plot twist: He's 28....

jay_south 19

Saturday 25 March 2017 0:48

Something tells me he'll be getting coal this year.

Danne696 14

Saturday 25 March 2017 2:09

Would it really have been that much better if it were around Christmas time?

dabomsht123 3

Saturday 25 March 2017 3:28

Kids will be kids!! Patience is a virtue!?

hilamonster06 21

Saturday 25 March 2017 4:26

Doesn't anybody know that Jingle Bells is actually a Thanksgiving song but more commonly sung around around Christmas do to it's lyrical content.

GIJoefan 6

Saturday 25 March 2017 7:20

Did he get this idea from Family Guy, but with his own spin on it?

OhPuhleeze 23

Saturday 25 March 2017 22:03

Was I the only one who sang it in their head after reading it? Mom mom mom, mom mom mom , mom mom mom mom mom, mom mom mom, mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom....