Kids: Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into...

By Ramis182 - 03/10/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 756

You deserved it 6 027

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By Stigmamma - 12/05/2019 04:00

Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML

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You deserved it 253

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

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You deserved it 17 297

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Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By Failed Parent - 11/10/2012 06:59 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 935

You deserved it 4 640

By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Racine

Today, my son drank a bottle of hot sauce. It wasn't a dare, he actually thought that it would give him a fever so that he could skip school tomorrow. This idiot is 15 years old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 015

You deserved it 5 174

By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 982

You deserved it 8 335

By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 328

You deserved it 15 918

Wreckless_fml 6

Monday 3 October 2011 12:01

Sounds like a winner to me.

saIty 17

Monday 3 October 2011 12:10

He probably saw the axe commercial. He wants the chicks all over his mouth.

Comments

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 3 October 2011 12:54

I find this hard to believe...

Sgrocks 5

Monday 3 October 2011 12:57

Well did he get fresh breath?

gonzakev 2

Monday 3 October 2011 13:02

Parenting-0 Teenagers-1 WIN!

Jayz29 0

Monday 3 October 2011 13:03

Freaking YouTube moment

kickblocker 18

Monday 3 October 2011 13:09

at least knows what'll happen so wont do it again

krysxkatastrophe 14

Monday 3 October 2011 13:09

You say that like 17 year old boys are known for making smart decisions.

TipOfTheHat 10

Monday 3 October 2011 13:09

Hopefully you have more children, natural selection should take care of deodorant boy!

zombiekitten87 12

Monday 3 October 2011 13:10

Sounds more like a lame excuse for the real reason... Maybe he thought he could get high off the fumes?

dcg1375 7

Monday 3 October 2011 15:06

That's EXACTLY what I think!

Clay_K 17

Tuesday 4 October 2011 16:37

I was thinking the same thing.

ScarletBloom 14

Monday 3 October 2011 13:10

What's wrong with the education systems nowadays? It endangers people's life.

SteveTheJanitor 6

Monday 3 October 2011 13:21

Soz that was meant to be to 28 Woops

tmmundy 17

Monday 3 October 2011 13:39

ooops. was suppose to be a reply to #43.

tmmundy 17

Monday 3 October 2011 13:41

OMG. this crazy FML is just posting comments wherever it wants. grrrrr

PeppaParis 14

Monday 3 October 2011 16:00

LOL Education system can't be blamed for not having common sense...

ikickgingers 15

Monday 3 October 2011 18:10

Education and poor parenting are different beasts all together.

jazzybaby179 22

Monday 3 October 2011 13:19

Raising an idiot?

tmmundy 17

Monday 3 October 2011 13:37

#39...I totally agree. where I work, this guy would come in every day and buy at least 10 cans of air freshener, so I asked him why he needed so much, his dumb ass reply was that once you spray it one time it's gone. LMAO. His breath smelled like roses...and he doesn't come around no more either.