By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML
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fatkidfalling 11

Ahh, siblings and their keen interests in watching the world burn...

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patrickalamo 47

OP if you son can get your daughter to add a stutter, you can get a free ride in a police car.

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Le_ponderer 14

#30 Violence; especially against a child, is never okay. Never, never, never. Ever!

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EvilLittleMan 23

Mommy put a foot up my brother's ass. It went from this (_*_) to this (_O_).

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brendejafulable 41

That isn't good at all. I would be too paranoid for her to leave my side and tell someone that wooo man.

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Dovahkiin_1997 22

You need to have a serious talk about what's appropriate with your son because this sort of thing could cause serious issues for you

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crazyhorseranch 4

sounds like someone needs an old fashioned ass-whooping - do it right and he will never do it again!

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jeanyrios 10

And for each one I will punch him.

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