Love, Intimacy and Kids: Today, my son was finally born. He was the perfect weight, as...

By #MurrayShow - 27/02/2018 01:30

Today, my son was finally born. He was the perfect weight, as healthy as can be, and has his father’s dark, chocolate complexion. At least I’m guessing so, since both my wife and I are white. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:45 - France

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

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Age difference

By Anonymous - 02/07/2021 10:01 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I took my newborn son to his one week weight check appointment. The pediatrician said, “OK, and he’s here today with his mom and big brother?” He thought my husband, who is 21 months older than me, was my son. How old do I look? FML

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The genetics expert has logged on

By Fucking moron - 27/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, I met my "grandson". Even though my son and his wife are both lily white, the child was clearly half-black. I pulled my son aside to have a word, but he said, "Her grandmother was black and she has recessive genes, it's really rare." I can't believe I raised this dumbass. FML

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Suspicious coincidence?

By Confused - 20/05/2023 15:00

Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML

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Welcome to the world

By Anonymous - 14/02/2022 09:00 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I learned it is in fact possible to give birth despite having had no symptoms of pregnancy, including no weight gain. Our daughter made a surprise appearance this morning at 6 lbs exactly, and we are in no way ready. We don’t even have clothes for her. My husband is acting like he’s been concussed. FML

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Classic Dave

By not the mama - 24/10/2020 02:01 - United States - Hesperia

Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML

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By mickey1928 - 12/01/2010 13:10

Today, I took my wife and newborn baby girl home from the hospital. While waiting for the elevator, an elderly couple leaned over, saw our baby, and said, "Look, it's the fat kid that was in the nursery." My baby is six and a half pounds, and my wife hasn't stopped crying. FML

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By Diana - 05/07/2018 01:30

Today, I gave birth to my first son. He was 11 pounds and the labour lasted 22 hours. My husband was absent for 8 of those hours because he slipped when my water broke, cracked his head, and ended up in the ER next door. FML

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Baby Daddy

By Anonymous - 15/06/2022 12:00

Today, and ever since she got pregnant, my girlfriend has been hinting that one of her great-grandfathers was black, so there’s a chance our son may be black too. I wasn’t suspicious before, but she has mentioned it so often I’m starting to think it’s less a great grandad and more a baby daddy issue. FML

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Thanks, great feedback everyone!

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 23:01

Today, after years of not meeting my partner's family, along with the new arrival of our daughter, we decided to travel to meet them all and introduce our bundle of joy. Instead of the usual welcoming committee, all they could go on about was whether or not my daughter was his because of how fair toned she is. FML

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Mynxie 26

Wednesday 21 February 2018 6:00

Divorce her, found the real father, and dump them on him. Oh and make sure the cheating twit doesn't get a dime from you. Make the real dad pay for everything. Get out now.

Allie614032 34

Tuesday 27 February 2018 1:34

I'm so sorry you had to find out this way. Did your wife really think that you'd believe the baby was yours once you saw him? Or maybe she was just hoping you were the father. Terrible situation for you.

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Mortimer14 9

Tuesday 27 February 2018 16:03

There was a news article about 10-12 years ago with this exact subject. White parents had a black child. DNA proved that their was no other person involved. Apparently the skin color is a recessive trait that requires both parents to have it before reproducing. Have a DNA test before you throw your family away.

Survivor2001 10

Tuesday 27 February 2018 16:53

Earl?

mlayfield 13

Thursday 1 March 2018 13:18

Earl's dead! lol

DeathWish5452 12

Tuesday 27 February 2018 17:11

It is possible both you and her carry the genes for that to happen so try to find out first before getting a divorce because she could be loyal and it is yours.

StarkWolf_fml 23

Tuesday 27 February 2018 17:35

that's never a good sign

infinitemonkey 21

Tuesday 27 February 2018 18:44

Newborns are usually dark skinned. Google it. It’s because their blood isn’t circulating well yet.

lostlover89 31

Wednesday 28 February 2018 13:45

Not always true. I’m half white half black, my sons father is white. My son came out looking like a little baby ghost.

Mynxie 26

Wednesday 28 February 2018 14:26

Not even close. My father use to work in the NICU/PICU at Hershey Medical Center and it is the complete opposite. All babies, including black babies, come out white.

Taihaa Ford 6

Tuesday 27 February 2018 20:01

wtf did your wife say??!!

qunna1183 1

Tuesday 27 February 2018 20:07

somebody got some explaining to do

Nic1330 5

Tuesday 27 February 2018 20:08

I hate to hear that, but to all the idiots saying it could be yours are retarded. if you mix white paint with white paint it's never turned black ****** morons