Animals: Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut... - FML

By ughno - 21/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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ughno 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:36

wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha

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x805xUnknown 6

Monday 22 February 2010 1:11

Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!

canzo378 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:32

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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Cinnabar 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 2:53

What, did he post it on the Internet?

blingblingbling 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:07

Last male to see you naked... To be honest I'm going to have to say this is probably fake.

gear_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:22

only in Texas

TehGreatOne 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:38

... was the dog wearing clothes? Well then, I guess you're even.

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:53

The dog wasn't crouched in the corner of a room with his paws over his eyes, was he?

sportsnut 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:18

sounds about right, you're from the south...inbreds and ignorance, what a wonderful combination

Jenisist 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:24

hey, dun mess with Texas you stuk-up yankee

GETOVERIT2039 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:24

Pics or it didn't happen

HBbaabe 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 8:34

firsst of all this fml has NOTHING to do with texas

HBbaabe 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 8:39

all youu texas people probably havent even been to LA so you dont even know what your talking about

HBbaabe 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 8:41

there are SOO many pretty(none fake) girls in california and most guys would agree

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