Animals: Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut... - FML

By ughno - 21/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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ughno 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:36

wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha

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x805xUnknown 6

Monday 22 February 2010 1:11

Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!

canzo378 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:32

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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ColdGold 6

Monday 22 February 2010 20:09

She is a nut, you know.

dimmer 1

Monday 22 February 2010 20:22

no one cares! feel bad for the dog though

Jogan1234 0

Monday 22 February 2010 20:43

wtf

ellness 0

Monday 22 February 2010 21:00

WTF is wrong with her??!??

yellowsnowman 0

Monday 22 February 2010 21:34

how did ur mom know that you were naked??? was she taking a peep too or what??

BooHaUrScared 0

Monday 22 February 2010 22:23

you were taking a shower right? otherwise you're a freak

jonnymohio 2

Monday 22 February 2010 22:36

it could be 'cause the dog was still tied to the pole you were stripping against.

XCaLX_fml 0

Monday 22 February 2010 23:01

**** lol jk well it depends if u r one was your bfs name my dog

BikerMike 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:05

did fido have a hard on?

amir4444 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:55

Who cares its a dog my dog sees me naked all the time

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