By AFEmoWifey - 09/10/2012 10:21 - United States - Palmyra

Today, my stepdaughter called to say hello and to give me a warning: she will do whatever it takes to keep me from having a baby with her dad, including pushing me down the stairs. I'm 12 weeks pregnant, and we were going to tell her this weekend. I'm now petrified of a 10-year-old. FML
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AFEmoWifey 0

We bent over backwards to make her comfortable. However, I'm not letting her have a say in my baby making. I'm 23 years older than her so she needs to be more respectful.

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jewfroditmer 7

Push the 10 year old down the stairs? Ok, bad plan.

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enormouselephant 15

That is so sad, maybe you can get her some help accepting that relationship? But from now on I'd be extra careful..

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Yanner12 2

I can't side with the Op on this one. My parents are separated. My father also has a girlfriend. If they ever had a child together... Well I think that would crush me.

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Rocky007 15

Why is she so angry? We're you the homewreaker that broke up her parents?

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AFEmoWifey 0

Her parents split up 7 years ago. I have morals and home wrecking would be against all good morals.

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fanaticdragon 10

way to assume things, well done #228. Idiot.

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Factor_fml 6

Send her to her mother. Otherwise your life will be revolving around trying to make her happy. Good luck with that, but remember that there's a chance it will never work.

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kittysundae 8

As a 14 year old girl with divorced parents (or at least I think like a14 year old) my advice is keep someone around at all times she wont hurt you if daddy is around

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supermann13_fml 11

Reminds me of orphan...

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chosha_fml 26

I REALLY hope you told her father what she said and that he took the threat seriously. Yes, she's just a child, but children can do terrible things because they don't see the far-reaching consequences of their actions. Don't be petrified. Be firm. And make sure her father is, too.

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clokwrkpig 6

^THIS Clearly the daughter has some anxiety issues about her father's new gf/wife which need to be worked out sooner rather than later. It should mean a healthier relationship with her and with your bf/husband.

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fanaticdragon 10

Far and away one of the most chilling things on FML in a while. I understand that she feels threatened in terms of her place in the household, but threatening people with physical violence like that is horrible at any age, and especially terrifying coming from a 10-year-old. Perhaps therapy might be in order.

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kkrivicky 6

wow.. thats crazy! i wld tell the poilce just in case something did happen! if u were already dead do u think daddy wldnt take her side?

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