By AFEmoWifey - 09/10/2012 10:21 - United States - Palmyra

Today, my stepdaughter called to say hello and to give me a warning: she will do whatever it takes to keep me from having a baby with her dad, including pushing me down the stairs. I'm 12 weeks pregnant, and we were going to tell her this weekend. I'm now petrified of a 10-year-old. FML
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We bent over backwards to make her comfortable. However, I'm not letting her have a say in my baby making. I'm 23 years older than her so she needs to be more respectful.

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jewfroditmer 7

Push the 10 year old down the stairs? Ok, bad plan.

enormouselephant 15

That is so sad, maybe you can get her some help accepting that relationship? But from now on I'd be extra careful..

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Why is everyone saying to spank the child? She is already from a divorced family. How much more punishment does she need?

Seems like her father did a stellar Job with her. Good luck!

Oh dear OP. Its alright, im sure she wouldnt dare, my brother was like that with my step dad when we were younger, and even kicked him in the balls 7 times in a row to stop him getting my mum pregnant. But my little brother has all sorts of medical and anger conditions, im sure you'll be fine, amd if all else fails, just do what that other guy said. Push her down the stairs. Many congratulations on your pregnancy!

She probably doesn't even understand what she's saying or mean it seriously. That's like saying "I'll kill you if you're late to this party". You're not actually going to kill the person, but you'd be upset and you're trying to make a point. Clearly she feels threatened by OP and as a child is responding the only way she knows how. I doubt she would seriously consider following up on the threat.

What I really love about the comments to this post is that you can easily tell which commentators are children of divorce....

I'm sorry but your stepdaughter is a devil