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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By Genuine D - 13/05/2017 08:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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No warning

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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The_Cait 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:52

Oh god, that would HURT.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:50

awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.

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alphabetagamma 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:17

I saw this in Seventeen magazine not 1 year ago, but several years ago.

love_is_pain 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:18

oof that musta 1 hurt and 2 been awful! just so u guys kno sometimes the string pops out or u just dont realize that the string is showing

xxyumtasticxx 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:18

haha funny. but sucks.

Tick_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:20

how he didn't realize after the first second that he was pulling a tampon and not simply a string is beyond me. I mean, were you particularly well lubricated at the time? And so, he ended up pulling it out, like, passed your bikini bottom? I guess, meaning around your bikini bottom? How is that even possible? LOL, anyways if all that is true, I agree, your life is ******.

Ox_Baker 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:22

Maybe he thought you dropped your Cabala bracelet.

brit8741 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 0:12

win!

wallythedolly 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:27

That's vomit inducing.

ElleEnvy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:31

@65 LOL I was going to say that She didn't say he pulled it out all the way just that he pulled it out so maybe it wasn't completely out?

OperationNicole_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:34

#105, Kabbalah, but good one anyways.

luigi23_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:36

thats hott....

Stormy_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:38

It's funny how people always add in their own details... like she was walking, and that it must of been a new tampon, just to make the situation worst. It's embarrassing enough why are people so insistent that it MUST have been painful?