Love: Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My...

By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By Genuine D - 13/05/2017 08:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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No warning

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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The_Cait 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:52

Oh god, that would HURT.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:50

awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.

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imabigloser12 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 1:30

i actually laughed so hard at this... your boyfriends a keeper. aha

xiloveyoux3 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 1:33

:OOO Lmfaoooo. Wow, i was shocked and laughing so hard when i read this. I would loveeeee to see his reaction when he realized what he did.

Stormy_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 1:34

Why is everyone assuming it was a new dry tampon? She never says anything about it being painful... and really even a new tampon isn't that bad. And if it was painful to remove, it should have been hard to remove, and virtually impossible to remove with one tug. If anything it was probably just really embarrassing.

BamxBitch 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 1:34

Haha, damn. FYL.

baffledking042 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 1:36

Pretty sure it wasn't a great day for him, either.

JFoster123 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 1:36

k ewwww gross. he is an idiot. and sucks to be him. and you but it would really suck to be him. hes prob scarred for life

jaxx11 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 1:36

#61... she never said that she JUST put the tampon in, you have no idea whether it was dry or not. and if she was swimming, odds are it was wet and couldv'e come out easily. maybe once you take off your diaper and try it, you can put you two-cents in. kthanks.

wowfmlife 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 1:37

no one said they were in public!

staymintyfresh 13

Monday 27 June 2011 5:15

the op did.

Paulspacefdot 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 1:38

Your boyfriend isn't the sharpest pencil in the cup, is he? Hopefully other than being overly helpful and somewhat dim-witted, I hope he has other qualities that make up for it.