Miscellaneous: Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and...

By Mr. Sniffles - 23/03/2015 15:43 - United States - Hamilton

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML

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By sickly - 20/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML

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Not fair

By Sorry? - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML

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You deserved it 811

By lft - 06/06/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I called over my math teacher to ask a question. I have a really bad cold. I asked him about a problem and he reached over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it. Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm. FML

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You deserved it 10 172

By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

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By Sneezy123 - 06/10/2009 02:21 - United States

Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML

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You deserved it 10 163

Lock your doors

By Not a cheater - 21/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while taking a test in my online class, my sister unexpectedly showed up. She panicked when she realized what I was doing, as the class has a strict rule of being 100% alone during tests. I assured her that because she wasn't helping me to cheat, it would be fine. Turns out it wasn't fine, as I got a zero. FML

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You deserved it 292

By Brunofk7 - 21/11/2015 00:59 - Peru - Lima

Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML

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You deserved it 2 750

Field recordings

By Stress - 06/02/2020 14:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, after our teacher had said this class would be very important and that we should take notes, instead of writing notes, I brought a recorder to class. After class, I listened to the recording, and all I could hear was muffled voices. FML

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You deserved it 2 817

By NittanyMangini - 26/05/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML

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You deserved it 1 520

By Skyler - 24/04/2013 19:14 - United States

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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You deserved it 14 340

XmasaX 24

Monday 23 March 2015 22:38

Talk about paranoia...

poppunkette 22

Monday 23 March 2015 22:39

*sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle* in code your teach is an idiot

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Your_Right_Sock 7

Tuesday 24 March 2015 2:00

Wow what a jerk

JKPwnage 27

Tuesday 24 March 2015 2:03

Tell someone.

whitetiger13131 26

Tuesday 24 March 2015 2:09

Sneeze on your teacher. Let them figure our what THAT means in code.

CoolCookie210 22

Tuesday 24 March 2015 2:34

Well, were you?

knightofdarkness 21

Tuesday 24 March 2015 2:35

how dumb is this girl? really a code by sneezing? what is the girl on?

mattrd_fml 31

Tuesday 24 March 2015 3:30

sorry op. but it's really funny that your teacher is such an idiot.

KatieeMoe 14

Tuesday 24 March 2015 4:01

Well, were you? That sounds pretty cool to me...

EvilLittleMan 23

Tuesday 24 March 2015 4:22

Paranoia, the grade destroyer... People like this should not be educators.

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 24 March 2015 4:38

SMH That is so out there and wrong, it's unbelievable. If that happened to me I'd just stand there stunned for a while at the sheer stupidity.

mellib381 15

Tuesday 24 March 2015 4:41

Geeked????

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Lock your doors

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