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By Mr. Sniffles - 23/03/2015 15:43 - United States - Hamilton

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML

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By sickly - 20/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML

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Not fair

By Sorry? - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML

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By lft - 06/06/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I called over my math teacher to ask a question. I have a really bad cold. I asked him about a problem and he reached over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it. Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm. FML

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By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

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By Sneezy123 - 06/10/2009 02:21 - United States

Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML

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Lock your doors

By Not a cheater - 21/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while taking a test in my online class, my sister unexpectedly showed up. She panicked when she realized what I was doing, as the class has a strict rule of being 100% alone during tests. I assured her that because she wasn't helping me to cheat, it would be fine. Turns out it wasn't fine, as I got a zero. FML

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By Brunofk7 - 21/11/2015 00:59 - Peru - Lima

Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML

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Field recordings

By Stress - 06/02/2020 14:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, after our teacher had said this class would be very important and that we should take notes, instead of writing notes, I brought a recorder to class. After class, I listened to the recording, and all I could hear was muffled voices. FML

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By NittanyMangini - 26/05/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML

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By Skyler - 24/04/2013 19:14 - United States

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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XmasaX 24

Monday 23 March 2015 22:38

Talk about paranoia...

poppunkette 22

Monday 23 March 2015 22:39

*sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle* in code your teach is an idiot

Comments

feven 32

Monday 23 March 2015 22:49

Lol she's going to look so stupid in front of the head master

PharmacyJoe 13

Tuesday 24 March 2015 9:21

"BUT THEY WERE SNIFFLING! I had no choice but to fail them!!"

Alex_7759 13

Tuesday 19 June 2018 6:46

Oh god!! SNIFFLING?!

antonaijamese 7

Monday 23 March 2015 22:50

I feel like the teacher is power crazy and was looking for a reason to take someone's text

simply_chan3l 13

Monday 23 March 2015 22:51

Friend: "Sniff sniff" Op: Idk man, are u sure it's B?! .. "sniffle, sniff, snot drip, sniffle".

ajs1987 15

Monday 23 March 2015 22:51

Your teacher is one sick, cold bitch, and that's nothing to sneeze at.

kikoma 32

Monday 23 March 2015 22:52

That's the silliest thing I've heard for a while. Was the test really so important that she accused you of cheating and gave you zeros?

kylieh72 25

Monday 23 March 2015 22:53

It'll be funnier once she gives them the right grades!

RusticChick 27

Monday 23 March 2015 22:55

That's a new one. Sorry for your luck, OP! And that you have a crazy teacher.. haha

rustyburrito 10

Monday 23 March 2015 22:57

make a petition to get her fired.

abNormal62 23

Monday 23 March 2015 23:01

You were accused of morris code cheating? Tell him it's snot true!!!!!!

ThatHorse 15

Monday 23 March 2015 23:28

I'm trying my best to thumb that down but I can't...

snowflaky 22

Tuesday 24 March 2015 2:32

I thumbed down because of "morris"

Crazyjohnb 23

Tuesday 24 March 2015 4:44

how would one learn morse sniffles

FMyLyricalAnus 11

Monday 23 March 2015 23:01

That's normal, you should have never sniffled. Your teacher was right by doing that. YDI for all the dumbasses out there *sarcasm*

kikoma 32

Monday 23 March 2015 23:04

Sarcasm will not work if you call others dumbasses. It's quite difficult to sense it in a written form, don't be too harsh on others. I love sarcasm, though.