By iphonerevolution - 05/07/2014 00:15 - South Africa

Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 773
You deserved it 13 361

Same thing different taste

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Take that back from her, so she gets nothing !

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Take away the phone and buy her this toy phones from Walmart. See how she likes that. Spoiled brat.

EmeraldRarity 8

I'm 18 and I have never had a cellphone...The girl needs to be disciplined...**** I worry about the earths future with broads like these...

Break the phone with a hammer and give it back to her. Fine, bad idea, don't do that. But I really, really hope you're one of those parents who can say "NO".

I cried when i got my first phone FROM HAPPINESS!!! Mine wasn't even a smartphone, i was just so happy to have one. It was probably one of the best days of my life. Spoiled ***** like these dont deserve a home.

You need to spank her little spoiled ass.

"He like, totally couldn't even get the right color! I wanted blueberry-blue! This is CLEARLY dark blue! He, like, totally got me the worst thing in the world!!! Where's that life-size Barbie doll he got me last Christmas...?" Joke aside, Suicide is not a funny thing. Coming from a guy who once seriously considered it this is both depressing and unfortunate. I'm sorry you had to put up with something that terrible. I can imagine what my family would be like if I actually committed suicide, and can only imagine what you felt when you discovered the decoy at first.

RainbowRaindrop 1

Oh my God. I am 15 years old and am a suicide survivor and I can assure you it was not because I didn't get the phone I wanted. I feel for you, OP. My mom was devastated when I tried and even though your daughter didn't really try it is sure scary.

The suicide part is too much, maybe complain or talk it over. I'd get her a flip phone.