Miscellaneous: Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen...

By raidered - 08/03/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

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By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 16:11 - United States - Olathe

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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By BondingTime - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML

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By squishy - 11/02/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML

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By vballqt201 - 21/06/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I was asking my one year old nephew what noises certain animals make. I decided to trick him and ask him what sound I make. He immediately says, "MOOOO". FML

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By bookworm - 19/11/2014 20:56 - United States - Victoria

Today, my supervisor was watching a video of his son. I heard a voice in the background and asked if it was Elmo. It was his wife. FML

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By Ben - 18/06/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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By Shiverice - 13/10/2012 11:22 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, I was babysitting four kids. I turned the TV on for them, and set the youngest on my lap. She started giggling and pointing at every single pimple I have, exclaiming "Boo-boo!" This went on for half an hour. FML

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astro_plastic 0

Monday 8 March 2010 12:15

Gotta love a child's brutal honesty. A friend of my little cousin once told me I look like the Corpse Bride. A little boy once said I looked like 'Mrs. Smith' from Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Some kids are assholes, some are awesome, it evens out.

philematology 0

Monday 8 March 2010 12:15

lol win

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Rickyretardo 0

Monday 8 March 2010 13:54

maybe the kid was scared of her like me and called u to smash the shit out of her

jdogg0119 4

Monday 8 March 2010 13:54

FML is gay as shit

pottie69 0

Monday 8 March 2010 14:00

I'm sure that's fake

xDConversexD 0

Monday 8 March 2010 14:03

sorry to tell you this but Rosie o donnol is your mom. se had you when she's was 15

Lov3r 0

Monday 8 March 2010 14:11

well she's only 3 years old. I wonder if they actually think Dora is talking to them and they reply to her.... lol

jonaslover12345 0

Monday 8 March 2010 14:12

sucks!!!

perdix 29

Monday 8 March 2010 14:20

Maybe it's because you both like eating pussy. I don't want to know how your nephew knows that.

perdix 29

Monday 8 March 2010 14:59

Maybe he knows you both like carpet munching. Please don't let us know how your nephew knows that.

jordiecakes 0

Monday 8 March 2010 14:24

awh, bummerrrr for you :(

seeimdee 0

Monday 8 March 2010 14:25

don't jump to conclusions...maybe he was wanting you to look. the main concern is why your son was watching Rosie odonnel (dgaf bout her last name spelled wrong)