Creepy, Scary and Kids: Chilling

Chilling

By BondingTime - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML

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By dman92 - 09/04/2017 14:24

Today, while babysitting, the power went off. My little cousin pointed into the dark kitchen behind me and asked, "Who's that man standing there?" FML

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Bride of Chucky

By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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You deserved it 3 811

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML

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You deserved it 10 438

By thesitter - 10/05/2009 13:18 - United States

Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML

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You deserved it 8 174

By sumhub94 - 14/05/2013 16:48 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML

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You deserved it 3 921

By Uh oh.... - 05/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was awakened by a small scary dark figure approaching me while making creepy noises. I screamed, kicked it away, and buried my face under my pillow. Later, after braving up, I turned on the lights. It was my sick 3-year-old niece, now dazed and coughing blood. FML

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Demon child

By never again! - 22/06/2021 02:01

Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was acting up, so instead of spanking him, I put him in the corner for timeout. He screamed and thrashed and kicked the walls so hard my neighbors called the police. My sister wasn’t answering her phone, and I had to explain why a 7-year-old was acting like that. FML

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By Nana - 22/10/2012 15:39 - Sweden - Skellefte

Today, I showed my friends the picture I drew picturing the four of us in a 'zombie apocalypse' setting. Turns out they never saw me as their friend, and I'm creeping them out. FML

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By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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MeetTheMedic 6

Monday 17 March 2014 15:11

His humor is dead funny.

jerzjay 17

Monday 17 March 2014 15:11

It's a sign.....Get out!

Comments

The_Mr_Troll 14

Monday 17 March 2014 15:10

First!

jerzjay 17

Monday 17 March 2014 15:11

It's a sign.....Get out!

tranced_ 45

Monday 17 March 2014 15:37

or kill the nephew before he kills You!

ariiewilliams 17

Monday 17 March 2014 15:42

How will OP explain to their relative , that they killed their son

thefastnfuryass 14

Tuesday 18 March 2014 4:48

If she's a zombie she could just tell him he'll be the one that needs to run away hehehe...

ziya1999 12

Tuesday 18 March 2014 10:56

Yup, Or make sure someone gets out.

MeetTheMedic 6

Monday 17 March 2014 15:11

His humor is dead funny.

Nickb55 16

Monday 17 March 2014 16:08

He is a killer comedian!

tiernang 21

Monday 17 March 2014 23:33

You really slaughtered that pun.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Tuesday 18 March 2014 9:02

And now we're beating a dead horse.

CobraLazerFace 21

Tuesday 18 March 2014 12:43

But it's time to resurrect the joke!

krooker1 1

Wednesday 19 March 2014 20:57

I see what you dead there

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 17 March 2014 15:12

Erm... You said bonding time, right? Not bondage? You may want to back away slowly.

EverestMelting 23

Monday 17 March 2014 15:22

First of all, bondage is a type of sex. Secondly, they never said bonding time in the FML. Just coloring together.

poncho55 40

Monday 17 March 2014 15:33

#10, the username/title does say "Bonding Time". Double check the FML before you post a critical response to someone.

StillUsesMyspace 22

Monday 17 March 2014 17:32

10, You can easily participate in bondage without any real sex. It's more of a sex enhancer... not that I would know anything about that *whistles*

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 18 March 2014 4:13

Just a joke, people.

bobbyguy 17

Monday 17 March 2014 15:12

You might want to keep more of an eye on him.

tygerarmy 35

Monday 17 March 2014 15:12

Maybe he tried to give you extra detail because you're awesome?!

Tmas95 14

Monday 17 March 2014 15:13

Maybe he's like the kid in the movie "The Sixth Sense" and he sees dead people.. You are more than likely dead. You should look into that.

FitForFun 11

Monday 17 March 2014 15:19

Either he is plotting to kill you or your fashion sense is pretty.... Dead.

Faddyy6 17

Monday 17 March 2014 15:20

try to dress up nicely and be nice with him.. kids reflects what they see

Rallred32 20

Tuesday 18 March 2014 1:00

*reflect. Anyway, how does dressing nicely help a child who obviously wants to burn your body and eat your soul? Ok, an overstatement. The child was probably kidding, as I used to do the same. Some people have a dark sense of humor.