Chilling
By BondingTime - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul
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By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States
First!
It's a sign.....Get out!
or kill the nephew before he kills You!
If she's a zombie she could just tell him he'll be the one that needs to run away hehehe...
Yup, Or make sure someone gets out.
His humor is dead funny.
You really slaughtered that pun.
And now we're beating a dead horse.
But it's time to resurrect the joke!
I see what you dead there
First of all, bondage is a type of sex. Secondly, they never said bonding time in the FML. Just coloring together.
#10, the username/title does say "Bonding Time". Double check the FML before you post a critical response to someone.
Maybe he tried to give you extra detail because you're awesome?!
Maybe he's like the kid in the movie "The Sixth Sense" and he sees dead people.. You are more than likely dead. You should look into that.
Either he is plotting to kill you or your fashion sense is pretty.... Dead.
try to dress up nicely and be nice with him.. kids reflects what they see
*reflect. Anyway, how does dressing nicely help a child who obviously wants to burn your body and eat your soul? Ok, an overstatement. The child was probably kidding, as I used to do the same. Some people have a dark sense of humor.
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His humor is dead funny.
It's a sign.....Get out!