By NYmets456 - 05/04/2013 04:25 - United States - Ithaca

Today, my twelve year-old son thought it would be a good idea to relentlessly shoot the mail truck with a paintball gun in front of all the neighbors. FML
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NYmets456 0

Just so you know, everything has worked out fine. The mailman was pretty nice about it. He had to wash off the back of the truck, and pay a little money to help fix it.

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cocacola999 27

Shouldn't his parent discipline him? Oh wait........ YOU'RE the parent!

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GrinchFu1 27

If your son hasn't already been informed, maybe now would be a good time to let him know... On August 2, 1968, assault on a mail carrier became a federal crime in the United States. I hope your mailman has a sense of humor or your son could be in big trouble. We were all stupid kids once. Use this opportunity to help scare him smart! Good luck!!!

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BrotherTheo 31

Ah yes, this will be a most excellent lesson in 'actions have consaquences' .....

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packrat 26

34, if he shoots himself in the crotch, he does not deserve to be in the genepool anyway, so no foul. :)

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youknowimright 5

Well you shouldnt have bought him a paintball gun. You live and learn

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cosmosis 12

My local mailman is an asshole too!!

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ZacZ 8

Good for him. Problem?

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Panda_Shy_Haven 17

Open hand to the back of the head? Take the paintball gun away? Be a parent and discipline your child? Three choices. And I think you're gonna need all of them.

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HeadlessSparrow 20

His punishment: only allowing him to be a mailman when he grows up.

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Allornone 35

Yes, but this fml isn't some hypothetical "what if he shoots something he shouldn't" situation. He DID shoot something- some poor guy just trying to do his job. At the very least, his truck needs to be cleaned, maybe even repainted. There was harm and foul.

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