By Lisaa918 - 10/06/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML
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dmmd8686 0

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...anyone who says YDI is foolish

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BaconPirate 0

"Mommy I wanna be a chef when I grow up more than anything in the world! Im never changing my mind!" *Burns little girl's collage fund* "OOPS!" yea..... oops. lol!!!!!

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Thatguywhotrolls 0

Why does this one come up every bloody time I look at random fmls?

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slash1500 0

YDI for believing her

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xNephilim 18

I'd agree if the FML went like this: Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretending to cook. When I asked her what she was making, she said "Chocolate!" and offered me her finger. I believed her and licked it. It wasn't chocolate. Now THAT would be a YDI-case. But the post CLEARLY said that the kid stuck her finger into her momma's mouth without waiting for an reply. FYL for not being able to read.

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littlejew 0

ugh for all of you people using the word "feces", STOP! its poop, ok! feces is the most disgusting word I have ever heard....

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kitsune3 20

Um, wow, grow up. For one thing, FECES is a more intelligent, sophisticated word for it, which many people prefer to use because to most people, poop is an unpleasant sounding word. Getting pissy over it doesn't change a thing, honey, so you might as well live with it.

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noodlesfurdayz 0

classic, kids these days always get chocolate and caramel mixed up.

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