By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 10:27 - Australia - Doncaster

Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML
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wysteria14 17

I'm vegan, and I can say that she's gone way too far. If she can't deal with her partner eating meat, she needs to find someone else.

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iceking53 8

that's adding spice to the relationship

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RhineBl 17

Time for revenge! Do it back. On all the veggies. She wants to play rough, you play rough.

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Ichiya 29

Buy a pig then butcher it. Eat the meat and mail the head to your ex gf.

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dragoongirl90 34

Ohhh rage.... Bitch would have that sauce shoved into every orifice before I bodily threw her into the street.

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kydraper 4

Time for some Ghost pepers in her salad :)

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ShenaniganNinja 20

This is hilariously ironic. She added a plant to your meat to punish you for eating meat, when in reality it was the plant that made you hurt. If anything this just reinforces the thought that meat is good.

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bobsanction 18

I assume you meant ex-girlfriend?

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petergozinya37 8

Hide some meat in her food

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RAKExBEN 9

Go **** yourself with a cactus. Why should we die just because you, a judgmental bitch with no respect and or pride, don't praise OUR INDIVIDUAL life choices. Stop being a deranged asswhipe, and get a couple hundred reality checks.

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thes7274473 19

My eye literally twitched when I read this

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novashade1337 2

next time you shpuld tell her the next time she's eating that animals are now closer to death because she is eating their ******* food and are dying because of people like her

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