By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 10:27 - Australia - Doncaster

Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML
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wysteria14 17

I'm vegan, and I can say that she's gone way too far. If she can't deal with her partner eating meat, she needs to find someone else.

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iceking53 8

that's adding spice to the relationship

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ajs1987 15

The next time you buy condoms, get sheep skin, but don't tell her until after you have sex.

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skyeyez9 24

Teach her a lesson about violating a person's trust and screwing with their food by dumping her ass. Its one thing to be vegan or vegetarian, and that is ok. But don't shove your lifestyle and punish others just because they prefer meat.

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work_while_bent 13

add small amount of beef bullion to every vegetable she cooks. When she inevitably says "Ooh these are SOOO GOOOOD" you can say "yeah, because there's beef in 'em" and then dump her.

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Stuffaluffagus 25

Why would you want to be with someone who didn't eat meat anyway?

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snowfoxrox 3

So, she used a plant to ruin your steak and hurt you in an attempt to get you to want to eat more plants? Her logic is beyond flawed.

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rachel8234 3

if you had her cook and fix your steak then ydi. if not then you probably need to break up with her.

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limabeans101029 20

Even if she'd prepared the steak, he still wouldn't deserve it. No one was forcing her to cook it. (I doubt that this was the situation anyway)

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