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Ouch OP! But, atleast it'll be a good story to laugh at one of these days...
That trucking sucks Hun. Sorry to hear your having such rotten luck. Things can only get better for you from here :)
Dang you just weren't destined to go on a date that day....
Wow! That is some major bad luck! Oh well, hang in there! Grass is always greener on the other side :)
Pity, OP. Maybe you'll have better luck another day.
Did you do the Dr. Zoidberg scuttle?
I imagined her doing his scuttle (pincers and all) along the side of the road.
At least it wasn't on a real date, where the guy would see you sweaty, dirty, and not wearing nice clothes. Now you can make sure your good next time
Was this before or after your bed broke?
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The word "scuttled" made the FML.
Watch out guys. We've got a badass over here.