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By Jack - 03/04/2013 21:40

Today, my washing machine broke down, within its warranty. I asked my neighbour if she could open the door for the mechanic while I was at work; she agreed. When I came home, I had a bill for 80 bucks for not opening the door. Her reason? She was busy watching her favorite TV show. FML

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Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML

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Today, after my washing machine broke yesterday in the middle of a cycle, I went and spent $1400 on a new one. Also today, my dryer started to smoke and almost caught my clothes on fire. There goes another $1000. FML

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By PolarBear2020 - 27/07/2021 21:58

Today, maintenance was supposed to come in to replace my broken washer. I worked late last night until 4 AM, and then dozed off. I slept so soundly that they managed to enter the apartment, haul away the broken washer, and install the new one, all while I was fast asleep in the next room. FML

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Today, our washing machine broke and dumped around 100 gallons onto the floor. My dad had installed crappy water valves and we couldn’t turn off the water. I called my dad and he accused me of lying. His “repairs” have now caused 5 major disasters in our home due to his shoddy and cheap work. FML

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cmayer 20

Thursday 4 April 2013 9:07

If you want something done right, do it yourself.

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Thursday 4 April 2013 9:08

I would make her pay the bill for utter laziness.

Comments

Megan639 16

Friday 5 April 2013 3:08

Well she might've forgot and you can't really be mad cause it's not her responsibility....

onorexveritas 23

Friday 5 April 2013 7:36

that's what you get for relying on someone else I guess

Helped 35

Saturday 6 April 2013 1:25

That's why you work around your "at home" schedule so you don't have to rely on someone.

ADASCOW 5

Thursday 18 April 2013 21:22

This is sad and your neighbor is a total DICK! But it also is kind of your fault for expecting other people to care for your problems as much as you do. I'm not trying to go full pessimist and say that you should "trust no one to help you" and shit,but you do have to know that no matter how much good intentions people will have by trying to help you, they won't care for your problems as you do, just like you won't care for their problems as much as they do.

Wealthyparrot 9

Tuesday 14 May 2013 0:25

Dude, stfu. He asked her to do it, and she agreed. It's one thing to assume someone else is going to take care of your problems for you, it's another to ask for one favor. Once you've agreed to help someone, you're obligated to follow through, unless they failed to explain the task adequately beforehand.