Cheating and Love: Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my...

By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 06:39 - Canada - Victoria

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

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By weddingbells - 25/01/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML

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By .__. - 16/07/2013 20:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML

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By jess - 24/12/2018 04:00

Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML

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By myparentsarehoes - 03/08/2009 16:33 - Canada

Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 18:56 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By Yuni - 08/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML

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By shocked - 12/10/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML

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PeopleLikeGrapes 12

Sunday 11 October 2015 6:29

Damn, **** your dad's life too.

khorstmye 15

Sunday 11 October 2015 6:31

Let's just go right ahead and get that open bar going..

Comments

Ilovelife93 9

Monday 12 October 2015 3:24

Dude...I would've sucker punched your dad for slapping your mom!!!! I'm so sorry you had to witness that, OP

confused_wandere 26

Monday 12 October 2015 14:28

So you'd just completely ignore the fact that your mother has been cheating on your father would you? I tell you what, the pain of a slap hurts so much less than the pain of being cheated on, and it's over in seconds. The emotional scars of being cheated on are with you for quite some time. I'd rather have a slap than be cheated on any day.

writergirl1029 17

Monday 12 October 2015 3:34

It seems like your parents are both absolutely delightful. I'm sorry, OP. Some people can't get their selfish heads out of their own asses for one day to let their own kids celebrate a union of love. Go on your honeymoon and try to forget about them for a bit until you get back. And also remember, you and your spouse will have many days ahead of you to enjoy each other. Don't let your parents ruin that.

tomvertigo 17

Monday 12 October 2015 7:15

They both sound like drama queens. Your mom for revealing that at the wedding and him for causing a scene. Sorry OP, that sucks. As an aside I expressly advise you speak to each of them individually about how they've tarnished what should be a cherished, happy moment in your life with their squabbling.

morgball10 4

Monday 12 October 2015 9:49

Whoa, I feel like that was something your mother could have waited to confess. Perhaps she wanted to ruin your day?

PunkPrincess_fml 11

Monday 12 October 2015 14:18

Please tell us why she chose your wedding as the occasion to reveal that secret.

dragkyre 4

Tuesday 13 October 2015 1:54

Sucks about your wedding. Though I'd slap her too so....

MozillaHostile 21

Tuesday 13 October 2015 8:09

Well he ain't wrong.

Becca34 31

Tuesday 13 October 2015 9:22

Too bad the groom's bride('s mom) is a *****. I CHimE IN WiTH HaVen'T YOu......

ArcheryArtist 20

Thursday 15 October 2015 0:01

Well she deserves what he did to her, but it wasn't an appropriate place to do that. It especially wasn't an appropriate place to admit to having a ******* affair.