Miscellaneous: Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

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MaximumRide 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:18

Get a new family.

narks 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:21

Poor thing, this is a real FML =/

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ThuggishBabes 2

Wednesday 26 December 2012 8:17

Lmao hahahhaa Your Dad . Oh Lord ! Haha

sanecatlady 13

Saturday 25 January 2014 21:17

Wow this has got to be the biggest FLY I've read about yet, and even so they made a cartoon out of it. Because real families with alcoholics and substance addicts are funny. Ha. Ha. -_-

katt_is_here 24

Saturday 25 January 2014 22:23

Wow, this FML just made me sad. OP, if you can, get the hell out. I bet your mom will help you if your dad and sister won't.

JordainAshley 12

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:19

'Murica

Always_Hungry 7

Monday 27 January 2014 3:36

Well, at least your mom's sane.

MasqueradePrince 25

Tuesday 28 January 2014 16:28

This picture is alright... Doesn't look awesome

Defecately 18

Wednesday 29 January 2014 20:47

That's awful <3 I'm so sorry for you man!

tj4234 35

Thursday 30 January 2014 18:56

Sounds like a real party O_o.

Nemo123654 11

Friday 31 January 2014 8:13

Damn

Lang88 13

Saturday 1 February 2014 11:15

Nice family you got there

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