Miscellaneous: Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

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MaximumRide 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:18

Get a new family.

narks 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:21

Poor thing, this is a real FML =/

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Labyrinth13 20

Sunday 2 February 2014 10:45

Sounds like your family is a lot of fun to be around.

bluestar_fml 12

Monday 3 February 2014 6:56

Time to move out!

xadoringx 29

Wednesday 5 February 2014 12:36

Wow FYL .. your poor mom

Rababco 29

Thursday 6 February 2014 17:15

I feel worse for OP's mom. All families are a little dysfunctional and crazy in one way or another. If this happens on occasion, I wouldn't worry too much about it. At least your dad's funny and crazy when he's drunk; he could be abusive, then you'd have a real problem. If this is a regular occurrence in your family than I think it's time for substance abuse or family therapy. Maybe your family could star in a reality TV show or be the inspiration for a sitcom or cartoon like Family Guy.

MattFrost 10

Tuesday 11 February 2014 19:28

Well you are American

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Saturday 22 February 2014 18:30

Well that's depressing!

Foreverheavyn 7

Tuesday 25 March 2014 20:16

Are you the creepy guy smiling in the window?

Wilde2222 9

Wednesday 6 May 2015 20:40

wait, that's not a normal household?

blackwidowtaco 31

Tuesday 25 August 2015 7:22

Wow, what a great memory

WPL 10

Tuesday 29 December 2015 2:58

dick your life. up and down.

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