By Anonymous - 25/05/2018 01:30

Today, my wife admitted that she purposefully starts fights with me purely because she enjoys arguing and seeing me flustered. Don't marry a lawyer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 163
You deserved it 594

Same thing different taste

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Or a vegan. Or a religious nut. Or a YouTube/Social Media user. Or a woman. Or a man. Or anyone, really. And if anyone reading this tries to argue with me, know that my rebuttal is always delivered by my fists.

Think this is less about “lawyer” and more about “psychopath”.

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Take her to any ethnic restaurant and pay the staff to just piss her off badly. As soon as she utters something racist(which she'll) record it on your phone. Now just blackmail her whenever she tries to pull any lawyery on you. xD

ThatGuy9679 13

that's quite a leap you made there

That means you havent read THAT fml news item. This is similar to that one.

Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey 16

There's a reason lawyers are called blood sucking parasites

Next time tell her you've changed occupations and become a hitman.

Lobby_Bee 17

What did you expect marrying someone who chooses to argue as a profession?

WeirdUS 29

Yeah, bad move man. They will use that against you even if it wasn't for their amusement. How long did you guys date for? I'm asking because I've dated 2 women that liked to argue and I found that about a year in and called it quits with the relationship a bit later once I saw it was part of their personality and a regular thing.

WeirdUS 29

Yeah, bad move man. They will use that against you even if it wasn't for their amusement. How long did you guys date for? I'm asking because I've dated 2 women that liked to argue and I found that about a year in and called it quits with the relationship a bit later once I saw it was part of their personality and a regular thing.

I do the exact same to my family, friends and teachers. I think you can call us "verbal sadists" or something ;)