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By Damn_her - 05/03/2009 00:04 - Canada

Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2015 15:45 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML

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By ChevRooon - 27/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

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By Shooting myself - 10/02/2014 18:57 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, trying to do something nice for my brother, I filled up his truck's gas tank. I didn't realize until too late that it's a diesel. FML

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Don't rock the boat

By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 00:00

Today, my wife put petrol in my diesel car and ruined the engine, I got a bit upset, but I wasn’t screaming or yelling or anything, but she flew completely off the handle at me at how I was putting all the blame on her and it wasn’t fair. I ended up apologising to her for her mistake. FML

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By Rasta Pickles - 17/12/2022 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spent £107 filling wife's car up with fuel. When I get home she says "don't forget we have to fill my car up at Tesco at the weekend". "I've already done it at Asda earlier" I say. "You stupid dumb idiot" she says, "I wanted it filled up at Tesco so I could get Clubcard points". FML

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By AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

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By jeremiah - 06/11/2011 08:21 - Australia

Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML

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You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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By sorrygranny - 21/01/2013 16:11 - United States

Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML

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Before you get mad…

By Anonyme - 05/12/2018 03:30 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, my wife came home and said, "Before you go into the garage, let me tell you what happened…" She was stopped at a traffic light and when it turned green, she stepped on the gas, but the truck in front of her didn't. The grill was smashed and the car has a 3-inch hole in the bumper. FML

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Thursday 5 March 2009 12:51

Here in America, we have much larger nozzles for diesel gas, so that people like your wife cannot put diesel in their cars. The nozzle will not fit into the tank. Only cars with diesel engines have holes large enough to stick the diesel nozzle in.

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Thursday 5 March 2009 12:22

Oh dear God. :( Strangely diesel is more expensive here in the UK.

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casanova_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:42

i realy hope she is a spectacular lay..... #100 and the rest comparing feminine products to gasoline....this is an invalid comparison The majority of men do not wear makeup or have to rely on it. makeup, tampons, etc vary by the woman. if I am asked to get them...I either ask what to get, happen to know...or its her own issue if i mistake the difference between #108 "light pink" and #122 "salmon".....and frankly the difference is one that doesn't mean shit. Making that type of mistake means nothing. Driving and pumping gas is a skill universally needed. she FAILS

Firewall_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 7:09

#117 Yes it is an invalid comparison when you put the two subjects side by side, its apples... to pomegranates. BUT Its not a side by side comparison, its more so a question of do you know this or that. Its still a common thought that cars are GUY things, although I do not agree, I do understand the point that is being made. You are making the mistake of thinking its a 1 Vs the other, when its really just a matter of knowing a certain subject, and all the little differences. Its not the best example, but I feel it is valid. But aside from that, lets look at this way. The simple fact is, she made a mistake. I personally feel this is no excuse for calling her dumb, stupid, or an idiot. She just isnt knowledgeable in this area of life. Thats ok, I bet there is something we all dont really know, and chances are, we will **** up, extremely at that, and we will come out learning something new.

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Saturday 7 March 2009 11:07

Diesel is cheaper than regular gas here in New Zealand.

10fingeredfish 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 15:03

That's why women shouldn't be allowed to drive. Except me >.>

jusges05 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 17:21

haha no one has ever told you that if you want to get things done you have to do them yourself? That's so funny! sounds like something that would happen to me!

Heymomayeah 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:47

Where in the world is diesel cheaper than regular gas?

ssuseawolves2011 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:58

deisel is cheaper than regular gas here in california

SEXMUFFIN21 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:01

idk where you like but diesel is NOT cheaper than regular gas

fuckmylife4life 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 2:18

that's a lie because the diesel nossle diameter is larger than that of a gas nossle. I've almost done that before wondering why the thing didnt fit into my gas tank.