Miscellaneous: Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future...

By Worried - 16/04/2011 10:59 - Australia

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

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By ohai95 - 08/08/2012 00:11 - United Kingdom - Worthing

Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 17:01 - Netherlands

Today, my wife and I went shopping for new glasses at a local store, but we didn't really get to actually buying one. On our way back, she warned me that my glasses of choice should in no way be 'those big arty ones'. When I asked her why not, she told me that I 'look gay enough already'. FML

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By Rich - 26/11/2011 20:50 - United States

Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML

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Today, in a waiting room, my 4-year-old daughter told me she saw two guys kissing. I quietly explained that some men like men, they're gay, and normal like everyone else. I was pleased with myself until the woman across from me scoffed and muttered, "Disgusting." FML

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By spaceforrent - 16/11/2012 05:51 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my bedroom. As she had offered to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem. However, she decided to return the several unopened cans of off-white paint that I'd bought for something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML

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By ash - 13/06/2011 03:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML

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Saturday 16 April 2011 16:10

Look on the bright side, if the kid turns out to be a boy and if he becomes gay at least he has an accepting mother.

mintcar 9

Saturday 16 April 2011 16:13

YDI for not standing up to your wife. You're acting like her bitch. Go with a neutral color...or wait until you find out the sex of the baby.

Comments

Jrefinne 7

Saturday 16 April 2011 17:26

What if it's a lesbian?

HappyCynic 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 17:28

LMAO! That wife sounds a lot like me. XD

WillKill4Beer 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 17:28

Man.... That's cold blooded of the Mrs.!!.... Feel sorry for your daughter (it's still gonna be considered a girl even though it's a boy), lol... :P

coolkitty154 11

Thursday 14 February 2013 1:10

Hold up, what? Do you seriously think gay men are women? Posts like these make me die a little inside.

xxxbooxxx 16

Saturday 16 April 2011 17:30

I made my Cinnamon gay and sold him on ebay ;)

redtigerlily 5

Saturday 16 April 2011 17:32

In the 30's/40's, Pink was a boys colour. I don't know who took it into their hands to bend the rules.

doglover100 28

Friday 23 November 2012 0:00

I'm sure she's kidding. Even if he does turn out gay, doesn't matter the room color, she'll support him. I wanna know if it's a boy or girl.

Jial1796 6

Friday 14 June 2013 17:57

what's wrong with having a gay son?

Yeliel84_fml 5

Saturday 6 July 2013 2:10

I hope you guys know it's not a choice the child will have. The only choice is whether you accept to live with it or not...

bayles313 20

Sunday 5 January 2014 5:11

Gender stereotypes are bull. Just cuz a room is pink doesn't mean the kid will turn out gay. And if it's a boy just convince your wife to paint it a different color.