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By HairToStay - 19/09/2016 16:04 - United States - Arvada

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Today, my wife announced she had a sexy surprise for me. Turns out she got a Brazilian wax, which is a huge turn-off for me. Not only could I not get it up, I got to hear all about how much her last boyfriend loved it. FML.
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Top comments

AC98 19

She tried to do something for you because she thought you'd like it up. But at least now she knows you're not into that

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InfiniteSunshine 32

This is so ridiculous. It's fine to like and advocate for body hair, but you don't get to put down others just because it isn't their preference. A grown woman is a grown woman, we are defined by more than just the amount of hair in certain areas. You define an adult by age, as well as emotional and biological maturity, which includes many bodily features, not whether they have hair and choose to remove it. I mean, I prefer my boyfriend without his facial hair, I like when he is clean shaven. Does this mean I'm a pedophile? It doesn't, he's still has many features that clearly make him a grown man, and that is what I'm attracted to. To say a guy is into children just because he likes less hair is disgusting, they are in no way comparable. Having and preferring less hair doesn't make someone any less of an adult woman/man.

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Comments

JHPugh 19

The part about the wax is understandable, everyone has their preference etc etc. but the going on and on about how her ex loved it has got to hurt. Try telling her that her ex isn't relevant in this situation, especially regarding the bedroom.

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donb23 23

I can see why a naked pubic area might be a turn off but thank your wife for trying something different but ask her to discuss any future ideas. She will think it was not such a great idea in a week when the nubs come in.

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Arnoud 19

She should never have started about how her ex liked it. In my opinion its something we dont want to hear. I feel sorry for you OP

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istayfd 4

Sounds like you know each other so well...

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TheHcwalker 20

Get one of those Halloween beards and strap it around your hips

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evergreengirl202 10

I'm just gonna say having hair down below as a woman is not disgusting. Frankly that's what nature intended. Do you guys really think us girls want a mouthful of your pubes too? If you expect me to shave, I expect the same in return.

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lonelysquid93 6

I don't ever expect a woman to shave, in fact, I prefer an all natural bush. My wife doesn't mind having one either and hasn't shaved in over a year.

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tmj25789 23

Every guy prefers something different. You are not her ex and she shouldn't have brought that up. If I were you, I would try explaining that to her and what you do prefer. Good luck OP(:

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Xtrafresh 7

I'm always amazed how little people know of the person they are married to. How the **** (literally) did this never come up, once, in the time before you married? Most times I find out half this stuff before even making it to sexy times.

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