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By HairToStay - 19/09/2016 16:04 - United States - Arvada

Spicy
Today, my wife announced she had a sexy surprise for me. Turns out she got a Brazilian wax, which is a huge turn-off for me. Not only could I not get it up, I got to hear all about how much her last boyfriend loved it. FML.
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She tried to do something for you because she thought you'd like it up. But at least now she knows you're not into that

This is so ridiculous. It's fine to like and advocate for body hair, but you don't get to put down others just because it isn't their preference. A grown woman is a grown woman, we are defined by more than just the amount of hair in certain areas. You define an adult by age, as well as emotional and biological maturity, which includes many bodily features, not whether they have hair and choose to remove it. I mean, I prefer my boyfriend without his facial hair, I like when he is clean shaven. Does this mean I'm a pedophile? It doesn't, he's still has many features that clearly make him a grown man, and that is what I'm attracted to. To say a guy is into children just because he likes less hair is disgusting, they are in no way comparable. Having and preferring less hair doesn't make someone any less of an adult woman/man.

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At least now you won't get hair in your mouth.

Maybe she knew OP wouldn't like the hairless vag and she did it just to get a rise out of him and be able to bring up her ex. I mean seriously, who does that crap? A teenager trying to get back at her boyfriend for something? Sounds like wifey needs to grow up a bit.

Celestyna 16

When they get rid of the hair on their lady bits.

itsjulia16 4

It was a surpriseeeeee meaning why would she tellll him what it was?????? All you men saying oh you're different so you assuming he would like it just plain wrong!!! So when your gf assumessss that you would like a lap dance from her because most men do, she should totally ruinnnnnn the surprise and tell him what she has in store justttt to make sure? No cause it ruins the surprise...unfornatrly for her it was a surprise he didn't like and I'm sure that her hurt feelings ESP after going through with all that pain and money and whatnot...at least she was being thoughtful even tho she didn't get it right. It's like when a guy buys a gift for a girl and she doesn't like it, most girls would at least appreciate the gesture because he was doing something niceeee for her. And next time he knows not to get that or now has more of Aj idea what she would like and all of you guys would be like well least he tried instead of blaming him! It's the same idea, and now she knows that he doesn't like it at alllll, so she prob won't be making that mistake again As for saying the comment about her ex, it was definitely insensitive overall and I would have been hurt too but I don't think she was being vindictive about it I think she was trying to explain why she did what she did cause if she said ex or most guys it implies the same thing that I did this because most guys like/prefer it...and I'm sure guys make comments like that too to their gf and most aren't done in any way that is meant to cause harm just a oh well I'm not used to it this way or whatever...she shouldn't be so berated for making one comment that was her trying to tell him why she did what she did ESP because manyyyyy men do prefer that

dragoongirl90 34

How is this something you have never discussed before???

I agree with you, it's 100% weird for someone to be attracted to a hairless ******. The hair shows GROWTH and WOMAN HOOD.. Why the h*ll would someone want to take that away? You're better than her x!

your WIFE talking about her ex??? dude you have a very bushy situation...

I don't like it waxed or shaved, thank goodness neither does my wife. Hairy and all natural here!

bigjoe980 1

<p>I could imagine not being really amused by it.. but (An adult) ****** is still a ****** bud. hairless or not. It's hard to imagine it being such a severe turn off.</p>