By keepmouthshut - 12/10/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 010
You deserved it 12 831

Same thing different taste

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You: "You ALMOST look like a supermodel..." Her: *death glare* You: "...but you couldn't be a supermodel, or you'd put the airbrush/Photoshop technicians out of a job!"

RR05 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA woman are ******* crazy!!

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Nighta9 0

geez 131 is right. i'm suprised you didnt get b*tch slaped for saying almost.

The girl just wanted some reassurance from her partner. I agree that she overreacted to his response but personally I can understand how some people could take ‘almost’ the wrong way. When you ask your partner a question like that you just want reassurance, for example if you ask your girlfriend if your penis is the biggest she’s ever seen, you want to make the top 5, at least. Girls can be vain creatures and we want to think that we are the best looking girl in the world (although we know it’s not true) and it’s our partner we turn to when we want this reflected. Note to men, we don’t want to hear how gorgeous you think other women are and we don’t want to hear that we are almost or kind of good looking... just tell us we are the best and we will be putty in your hands. Maybe it’s not honesty, but on average people lie four times per day. Just make telling your girlfriend or wife she looks like a supermodel one of those lies and you will never sleep on the couch again. Also there is really no need to be calling all women *****... everyone has the potential to be a ****. Its people like you who should be sleeping on the couch

what a bitch. shoulda told her she looks like a shit eaten by a dog, vomited back up.

alexxss_fml 10

wow. I seriously despise women who are like that. they just need to chill once in a while! sheeessh!

88sforlife 0

wow. what an overreaction. she asked you what you thought and you answered her. she needs to learn how to take a compliment.

Wow.. Some people just don't know how to take a compliment. Your answer could've been a lot worse, at least you said something nice.