Money: Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

By Chad - 27/04/2011 01:20 - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

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By husbands addiction - 26/03/2014 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2022 22:00 - United States

Today, my wife is pissed I bought a $600 drill set on sale for only $200, because the one I had wasn't strong enough for the job i just started at. Yet the $300 I just spent for her to go to a concert isn't even in a the equation. FML

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By unknown - 17/08/2019 02:00 - Canada

Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML

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By brokeaf - 11/07/2011 19:09 - United States

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

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You're so vain, you probably think this FML's about you

By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 04:00

Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my wife has been getting rid of every single item of clothing I didn’t compliment her on. This has probably cost me thousands already. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By Mik - 08/06/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:51

Just be glad it wasn't Justin Beiber music!

willymurray 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:42

fail

Comments

maggiea67 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 2:41

good thing to spend money on!!

Nafan01 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:03

who can blame her those things are the $h!t

david000123 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:33

bitch!!!!!!!!J.K,shes probably a good person.. ":)

david000123 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:35

u sould of made her sing!!!!get it??LOL

redneck14 11

Thursday 28 April 2011 14:01

gay.

aaronruark 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:48

oh yell no

coolbeanskid 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:58

what's wrong with that? it's better then $80 worth of hooker. stuck it up big boy.

exuberancegirl 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 4:44

omg tht is so me! im the biggest gleek!!!!

XDBrittany1228 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:05

Glee sucks. They shouldn't be allowed to ruin all those songs.

lacey6195 4

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:18

how is this a fml? glee is amazing!!!

arrow13579 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:28

glees gay

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